[WP] It turns out that sloths aren’t naturally slow at all. They have a special ability to network their minds, and long ago, some event caused them to allocate all the brainpower…

It turns out that sloths aren’t naturally slow at all. They have a special ability to network their minds, and long ago, some event caused them to allocate all the brainpower and bandwidth they could to a single urgent issue. Today, all sloths worldwide resume their normal speed. First came the virals videos of sloth … Read more[WP] It turns out that sloths aren’t naturally slow at all. They have a special ability to network their minds, and long ago, some event caused them to allocate all the brainpower…

[WP] Exploring the attic of your dead grandmother’s old house, you find 30 pieces of candy that when eaten, transports your conciousness to another, magical world (for 3 days in theirs and 3 minutes in ours). You find the love of your life in this world, but the candies are running out…

Exploring the attic of your dead grandmother’s old house, you find 30 pieces of candy that when eaten, transports your conciousness to another, magical world (for 3 days in theirs and 3 minutes in ours). You find the love of your life in this world, but the candies are running out… She could punch through … Read more[WP] Exploring the attic of your dead grandmother’s old house, you find 30 pieces of candy that when eaten, transports your conciousness to another, magical world (for 3 days in theirs and 3 minutes in ours). You find the love of your life in this world, but the candies are running out…

[WP] There is a young lady who goes to your library every day. She is most obviously a golden dragon, although she doesn’t know how bad her disguise is from up close. You decide to help her hide better. The next day you get visited by visitors angry that their “quarry” had disappeared.

There is a young lady who goes to your library every day. She is most obviously a golden dragon, although she doesn’t know how bad her disguise is from up close. You decide to help her hide better. The next day you get visited by visitors angry that their “quarry” had disappeared. “Hey,” Gwen said, … Read more[WP] There is a young lady who goes to your library every day. She is most obviously a golden dragon, although she doesn’t know how bad her disguise is from up close. You decide to help her hide better. The next day you get visited by visitors angry that their “quarry” had disappeared.

[WP] A superhero hires the only person who might be able to babysit their bratty child. An ex super villain

A superhero hires the only person who might be able to babysit their bratty child. An ex super villain In the free state of the Mardi Gras Republic, the line between villain and hero had long since blurred into meaninglessness. The walls that surrounded society were still kept up by a mixture of gangsters and … Read more[WP] A superhero hires the only person who might be able to babysit their bratty child. An ex super villain

[WP] A young Princess finds a dragon hatchling and decides to raise it in secret. Years later, the princess is now a young woman who’s sick and tired of dealing with potential suitors and decides to make her escape with the help of her reptilian companion.

A young Princess finds a dragon hatchling and decides to raise it in secret. Years later, the princess is now a young woman who’s sick and tired of dealing with potential suitors and decides to make her escape with the help of her reptilian companion. “We’re doing it,” she hissed into the darkness of her … Read more[WP] A young Princess finds a dragon hatchling and decides to raise it in secret. Years later, the princess is now a young woman who’s sick and tired of dealing with potential suitors and decides to make her escape with the help of her reptilian companion.

[WP] A talkative demon strikes up an unlikely and forbidden friendship with a blind angel, who is unaware of what their dear friend really is.

A talkative demon strikes up an unlikely and forbidden friendship with a blind angel, who is unaware of what their dear friend really is. He visited her daily. She sat in the park, on a bench, her eyes long since scooped out and removed. The law she held tight to her chest still bore fruit, … Read more[WP] A talkative demon strikes up an unlikely and forbidden friendship with a blind angel, who is unaware of what their dear friend really is.

[WP] You’re a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he’s calling back seconds after disconnection.

You’re a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he’s calling back seconds after … Read more[WP] You’re a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he’s calling back seconds after disconnection.

[WP] Death has been flirting with you for a long time, but they’ve become rather annoying. After another attempt to hang out with you again, you jokingly tell them “If I was the last person on Earth, I’d maybe give you a chance.” Death firmly believes on that, and will double their work.

Death has been flirting with you for a long time, but they’ve become rather annoying. After another attempt to hang out with you again, you jokingly tell them “If I was the last person on Earth, I’d maybe give you a chance.” Death firmly believes on that, and will double their work. “No,” I said. … Read more[WP] Death has been flirting with you for a long time, but they’ve become rather annoying. After another attempt to hang out with you again, you jokingly tell them “If I was the last person on Earth, I’d maybe give you a chance.” Death firmly believes on that, and will double their work.

[WP] Cupid has an opposite, the angel of heartbreak. Their job is to break up couples that don’t belong together. Their job is a lot harder and they’re getting a little fed up with these stupid humans.

Cupid has an opposite, the angel of heartbreak. Their job is to break up couples that don’t belong together. Their job is a lot harder and they’re getting a little fed up with these stupid humans. Cupid stared at the sobbing form, curled up on the ground. Someone had tossed a blanket over her. She … Read more[WP] Cupid has an opposite, the angel of heartbreak. Their job is to break up couples that don’t belong together. Their job is a lot harder and they’re getting a little fed up with these stupid humans.

[WP] “Hey. I said ‘it’s illegal’, not ‘I won’t do it’. I’ll help you, but just you remember I was never there, and you’ve never seen me in your life. Come along.”

“Hey. I said ‘it’s illegal’, not ‘I won’t do it’. I’ll help you, but just you remember I was never there, and you’ve never seen me in your life. Come along.” Her teeth were sharp as razors. I’d never really paid attention to them before; who really had time to stare into toothy grins for … Read more[WP] “Hey. I said ‘it’s illegal’, not ‘I won’t do it’. I’ll help you, but just you remember I was never there, and you’ve never seen me in your life. Come along.”